Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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