Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
