ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
