it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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