I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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