What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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