CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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