I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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