He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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