Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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