sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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