On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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