Kiss
Puke
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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