So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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