I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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