Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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