My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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