Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I want to fling myself into the sun
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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