I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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