I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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