mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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