So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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