just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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