you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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