let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Pants are for mortals
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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