Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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