Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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