Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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