If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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