Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I need moral support for this bender
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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