4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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