So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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