you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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