We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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