one might say we're banned from that church
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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