Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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