Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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