You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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