I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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