He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think I just shit out all my problems.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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