Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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