You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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