Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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