was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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