Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
