ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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