Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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