He is like the real live version of the state fair..
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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