Your tits are I can't wait for
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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