he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
