what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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